Subject: Memory Test
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Sep 14 2001 - 12:23:47 EDT
"Memory Test"
Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three
times three?"
"274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn.
What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn.
What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from
Tuesday."
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"Men Cooking"
When a man volunteers to do a barbecue, the following
chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places
it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils
and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check
the vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat
is burning.
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to
the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them
to the table.
(9) After eating the woman clears the table and does
the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her
"night off." Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes
that there's just no pleasing some women.
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