Subject: First School Day
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Sep 13 2001 - 06:38:37 EDT
"First School Day"
It was this little girl's first day of school, and the
teacher asked her what her name was. She
replied, "Happy Butt."
The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your
name. You need to go to the principal's office
and get this straightened out."
So she went to the principal's office, and he
asked, "What's your name?"
And the little girl said, "Happy Butt."
The principal called the girl's mother to get this
straightened out once and for all. After getting
off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said,
"Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."
The girl then exclaimed, "Glad Ass, Happy Butt,
what's the difference?
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