Subject: Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Sep 12 2001 - 09:40:57 EDT
"Little Boy Lost"
A six-year-old ran up and down the supermarket
aisles shouting frantically, "Marian, Marian!"
Finally reunited with his mother, he was chided
by her, "You shouldn't call me 'Marian.' I'm your
mother, you know."
"I know," said the child, wise beyond his years,
"but the store is full of mothers!"
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"Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids"
It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go
outside in the winter.
Dogs cannot lie.
Dogs never resist nap time.
You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched
by the mashed potatoes.
Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42...
Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000...
Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12
weeks old.
Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be
blamed.
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