Subject: Size DOES Matter!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 31 2001 - 07:06:14 EST
"Size DOES Matter!"
There once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the
seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The
person next to him answered, "Everything is big
in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to
visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered
a beer and got a mug placed between his hands.
He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The
bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the
bartender where the bathroom was located. The
bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The
blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
missed the second door. Instead, he entered the
third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell
into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
"Don't flush, don't flush!"
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