Subject: Blonde in Space
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Oct 28 2001 - 02:32:39 EST
"Computer Error"
Judy was having trouble with her computer. So she
called Tony, the computer guy, over to her desk. Tony
clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As
he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what
was wrong?"
And he replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error."
A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. "An ID
Ten T Error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"
He gave her a grin... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID
Ten T Error before?"
"No," replied Judy.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
(She wrote...) I D 1 0 T
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"Blonde in Space"
NASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board
there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunning blonde. When
the rocket is outside the stratosphere, the first stage
drops off. Contact is made: "Houston here, Pig 1,
Pig 1, do you read us? Over."
"Oink, oink, Pig 1 here, read you loud and clear"
"Pig 1, do you still know your instructions?"
"Yes, when we get to the moon, I press the
red button to initiate the moon landing. Over."
"That's right. Over and out." They go on until the
rocket separates its booster stage. "Hello, Pig 2?
Come in please."
"Oink, oink, Pig 2 here, read you loud and clear."
"OK, Pig 2 do you remember your instructions?"
"Yes, when we've landed on the moon and are
ready to leave, I press on the green button to
initiate the launch program."
"That's right, Pig 2. Over and out."
An hour later when the rocket has achieved the
correct speed the last stage drops off as planned.
Ground control contacts the astronauts again.
"Houston here, Kiki, come in. Kiki do you read us?"
"Kiki here, reading you loud and clear."
"Kiki, do you remember your instructions?"
"Yes," Kiki says, "I feed the two pigs and keep my
hands off any buttons."
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