Subject: A Businessman In A Tavern
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 15 2001 - 16:33:52 EDT
A Businessman In A Tavern
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and
orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the
drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the
bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt
pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double
martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis
all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside
your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.
When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
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