Subject: Those Pet Names
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 15 2001 - 07:49:41 EDT
"A Tall Order"
A traveling salesman went into a restaurant for
breakfast one morning. When the waitress took
his order he said he wanted his eggs hard and
burned around the edges, his bacon was to be
burnt crisp and he wanted his toast blackened
and hard.
The waitress was surprised but soon returned
with his order as he requested. She then asked if
was there anything else she could do for him.
He says, "Yes, sit down across from me, frazzle
your hair and start complaining. I'm home sick!"
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"Those Pet Names"
One day three redneck couples in a mini van are
heading to Yellowstone National Park on a vacation.
One couple is from Nebraska, one is from Kansas,
and one is from {fill in your favorite location}. They
stop at a little cafe on the side of the road for
breakfast.
Their waitress serves them their food, and the
husband from Nebraska says, "Could you pass
the honey, Honey?" to whom his wife, hands
over the honey.
Then, the husband from Kansas says, "Could you
pass the sugar, Sugar?" and she passes him the
sugar.
The third husband sits there for a minute, then
looks at his wife and says, "Wanna pass me the
bacon, pig?"
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