Subject: Sinful Parking
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 08 2001 - 03:58:08 EDT
"Sinful Parking"
A minister, parked in an illegal zone, tucked this
note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.
"I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for
an appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he came back, he found a parking ticket
and this note:
"I've circled the block for 20 years and if I don't
give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into
temptation."
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"Funny Police Quotes & Comebacks"
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new.
They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going.
I guess that means I can write anything I want
on the ticket, huh?"
"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but
I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I
am the shift supervisor?"
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning
you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"The answer to this last question will determine
whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse
a cat or dog?"
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and
my wife gets a toaster oven."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used
to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as
many tickets as we want."
"Just how big were those two beers?
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