Subject: Lawyer's Compliment
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Nov 30 2001 - 13:05:27 EST
"Lawyer's Compliment"
"You seem to have more than the average share
of intelligence for a man of your background,"
sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the
compliment," replied the witness.
***********************
"Not In Here!"
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches
from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned and
marched over and told them, "You can't eat
your own sandwiches in here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged
their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
***********************
"Tragedy"
Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray,
the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was
X-rayed instead.
"Oh, no! cried the lab technician." Your reproductive
organs just received a dose of radiation!"
"What does that mean?" asked the worried young man.
"It's serious," replied the technician. "All your children
will be lawyers. "
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