Subject: A Secretary Complains About Her Boss...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 27 2001 - 07:00:31 EST
"A Secretary Complains About Her Boss..."
She says, "My boss is so sex-crazed. Every time
he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP
position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed
by the SPREADSHEET format. I must LOAD UP
his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can
INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.
Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE
outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.
Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER,
ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT
stage.
Once I tried to ESC (escape) but he caught me and
SHIFTed me to his HOME where he started pressing
@ BACKSPACE, and said "TURNOVER."
Today, many a times he works without CAPSLOCK
(without "cap" or "helmet") and sometimes as an
ALTernative he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he
looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN...
This process may continue until I SHUT DOWN his
MAIN SYSTEM..."
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