Subject: Honor System Virus
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 13 2001 - 02:38:52 EST
"Honor System Virus"
This virus works on the honor system.
Please delete all the files on your hard disk, then
forward this message to everyone you know.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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"Really Nasty Virus"
If you receive an email entitled "Really Nasty Virus," delete
it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty
nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,
but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your
computer.
a. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
b. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
tracking on your VCR, DVD and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play.
c. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.
d. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
e. It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!?
a. It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when
you are expecting company.
b. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind
your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
c. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a
way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.
d. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active
verbs to passive tense and incorporate undetectable
misspellings which grossly change the interpretations
of key sentences.
e. If the "Really Nasty Virus" message is opened in a Windows
95/98/ME environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
f. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses
and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
Beware of the "Really Nasty Virus!"
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!
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