Subject: Horrible Dream
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 12 2001 - 07:58:18 EST
"Thirteen!"
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence
at the insane asylum and he hears all the
residents inside chanting, "Thirteen!
Thirteen! Thirteen!"
Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in
the fence, and looks in. Someone inside
pokes him in the eye.
Then everyone inside the asylum starts
chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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"Horrible Dream"
"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch,
"You've got to help me! Every night I have the same
horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden
five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"
"I push them away!"
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"
The patient implored, "Please... Break my arms!"
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