Subject: Henpecked Husbands
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Nov 10 2001 - 02:29:52 EST
"Henpecked Husbands"
He wears the pants in the house - under his apron.
He has two chances of winning an argument
with her, slim and none.
She leads a double life - hers and his.
He comes right out and says what she tells
him to think.
She does not have to raise the roof; all she has
to do is raise an eyebrow.
He always has the last word - he says, "I apologize."
He was a man about town, she has turned him
into a mouse around the house.
The last big decision she let him make was whether
to wash or to dry.
He put a ring on her finger and she put one through
his nose.
He was a dude before marriage - now he is subdued.
He married her for her looks, but not the kind he's
getting now.
She lost her thumb in an accident and sued for
$100,000, because it was the thumb she had
him under.
She even complains about the noise he makes,
when he is fixing his own breakfast.
He goes to a woman dentist - it's a relief to be
told to open his mouth instead of to shut it.
Every once in awhile she comes to him on her
bent knees. She dares him to come out from
under the bed.
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