Subject: Woman with a Gun
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 24 2001 - 15:38:07 EDT
"Woman with a Gun"
While a Texan was busily preparing for the first day
of deer hunting season, his wife started nagging that
he never asked her to go along. After several hours
of arguments, the wife won.
That next morning they drove out to the country,
and he placed his wife in a tree about 100 yards from
his blind. Just as the hunter reached the blind, he
heard a loud bang coming from the wife's position.
As he ran up to her, he saw that she was holding her
gun on a man nearby and shouting, "It's my deer!
Get away from it!! The sheepish-looking stranger just
nodded slowly and said, "OK, lady.. It's your deer.
Just let me get my saddle off of it!"
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"Where's Henry?"
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in
twos for the day. That night one of the hunters returned
alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck.
"Where's Henry?"
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles
back up the trail."
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer
back?"
"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one
is going to steal Henry."
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