Subject: Sort-of, Do....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 18 2001 - 18:08:13 EDT
"I, Sort-of, Do... "
On a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon, a guy
stood on the first tee at his country club. He had
just pulled out his driver when a young woman in
a wedding gown came running up to him, crying.
"You bastard!" she screamed in his face. "You
lousy no-good rotten damn stinking bastard!"
"What's your problem, sweetie?" he calmly replied.
"I distinctly told you 'only if it rained'."
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"True Love"
Dave went on a business trip for a few days.
When he returned, his wife reported that the
dog really missed him. "She spent every
night at the front door, awaiting your return,"
she said.
"What an example of true love," Dave replied.
"I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?"
"Honey," she answered, "if you were gone
overnight, and I didn't know where you were,
you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the
front door."
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