Please-Please-Please

Subject: Please-Please-Please
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 04 2001 - 03:23:54 EDT

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"Please-Please-Please"

This is a genuine e-mail from the Asst. Office Mgr.
for Sun Microsystems at Corporate, and went out
to all corporate employees.

To: All Corporate Employees
Subject: Copier!
Date: Thursday, July 24, 1999

PLEASE PLEASE please please please - I am
begging here - keep any and all paper clips away
from the copier!

We have had two service calls in the last few days
removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from
the innards of the copier.

PLEASE be really really really really careful around
the copier. Especially the document handler, which
seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner.

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