Subject: You A True Elementary School Teacher If...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 02 2001 - 20:08:45 EDT
"You A True Elementary School Teacher If..."
1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered
their scarves and mittens as they leave your
home?
2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass
away from the edge of the table?
3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the
bathroom as you enter a theater with a group
of friends?
4. Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?
5. Do you refer to happy hour as "snack time?"
6. Do you declare "no cuts" when a shopper
squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line?
7. Do you say "I like the way you did that" to the
mechanic who repairs your car nice?
8. Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best?"
to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to
your satisfaction?
9. Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself
as you look up a number in the phone book?
10. Do you say everything twice? I mean, do
you repeat everything?
11. Do you fold your spouse's fingers over the
coins as you hand him/her the money at a
tollbooth?
12. Do you ask a quiet person at a party if he
has something to share with the group?
* If you answered yes to 4 or more, it's in your
soul--you are hooked on teaching. And if you're
not a teacher, you missed your calling.
* If you answered yes to 8 or more, well, maybe
it's *too much* in your soul--you should probably
begin thinking about retirement.
* If you answered yes to all 12, forget it -- you'll
*always* be a teacher, retired or not!
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