Subject: The Male Stripper
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 01 2001 - 14:32:31 EDT
"The Male Stripper"
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night
Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest
of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male
dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10
bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20
bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my
third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy
over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way
things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it
to one of his butt cheeks, again.
My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things
are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now
everyone's attention is focused on me, and the
guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My
brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
Then the woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack
of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.
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