Subject: Travel Agent's Generosity
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Mar 31 2001 - 03:52:43 EST
"Hijacker"
The airline crew were alerted to watch a passenger
who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.
Soon after takeoff, he called a stewardess to his
seat and said, "I have a live grenade in my pocket.
I'll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Havana."
Perplexed, the stewardess said,
"But, sir. This is Air Mex flight 299 to Havana."
"Darn" says the passenger, "I got on the wrong plane."
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"Travel Agent's Generosity"
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older
lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window
at the posters showing the glamorous destinations
around the world. The agent had had a good week, and
the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a
rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop and said, "I know that on
your pension you could never hope to have a holiday,
so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my
expense, and I won't take no for an answer."
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write
two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel.
They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were
on their way.
About a month later the little lady came in to his shop.
"And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.
"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she
said. "I've come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me.
Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"
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