Subject: Curing Common Cold
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 30 2001 - 10:10:03 EST
"Curing Common Cold"
"It's just a cold," the doctor said. "There is no
cure, and you'll just have to live with it until it
goes away."
"But Doctor," the patient whined, "it's making
me so miserable."
The doctor rolled his eyes toward the ceiling.
Then he said, "Look, go home and take a hot
bath. Then put a bathing suit on and run
around the block three or four times."
"What!" the patient exclaimed. "I'll get pneumonia!"
"We have a cure for pneumonia," the doctor said.
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"Expensive MD"
A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked
one her co-workers to recommend a physician.
"I know a great one in the city, but he is very
expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit,
and one hundred dollars for each one after that."
The woman went to the doctor's office and,
trying to save a little money, cheerily announced.
"I'm back!"
Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly
examined her and said, "Very good, just continue
the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."
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