Subject: Southwest Airlines
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 27 2001 - 19:21:19 EST
"Southwest Airlines"
A mother and her son were flying Southwest
Airlines from Kansas to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window)
turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have
baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't
big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer)
told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the
boy asked the flight attendant,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"
The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell
you to ask me?"
He said that she had. So she said, "Tell your
mother that Southwest always pulls out on time."
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