Subject: Surrealistic Thoughts
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 21 2001 - 09:48:22 EST
"Surrealistic Thoughts"
* Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
* Just think how much deeper the ocean would
be if sponges didn't live there.
* If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
* Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
* If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby
oil come from?
* I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me
how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
* After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour
before getting OUT of the water?
* I just got skylights put in my place. The people
who live above me are furious.
* Do they have reserved parking for non-
handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
* Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because
they taste funny?
* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to
have an "s" in it?
* Why are they called buildings, when they're
already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
* What would a chair look like if your knees bent
the other way?
* If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around
to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
* When I erase a word with a pencil, where does
it go?
* How come Superman could stop bullets with
his chest, but always ducked when someone
threw a gun at him?
* Why do they wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
* What do little birdies see when they get knocked
unconscious?
* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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