Subject: Hamburger Seeds
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Mar 18 2001 - 08:34:47 EST
"Hamburger Seeds"
I took my 4 year old son, Josh, out to McDonald's
for dinner one evening for a "guy night." As we
were eating our hamburgers, Josh asked, "Daddy,
what are these little things on the hamburger buns?"
I responded that they were tiny seeds and were ok
to eat.
He was quiet for a couple of minutes, and I could
tell he was in deep thought. Finally, Josh looked up
and said, "Dad, if we go home and plant these
seeds in our back yard, we will have enough
hamburgers to last forever."
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"Are You The Opposite Sex Or Am I?"
Two babies were sat in their cribs, when one
baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl
or a little boy?"
"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.
"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the
first baby.
"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference,"
was the reply.
"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling. "I'll
climb into your crib and find out." He carefully
maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib,
then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.
After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with
a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and
I'm a little boy," he said proudly.
"You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl,
"but how can you tell?"
"It's quite easy, really," replied the proud baby boy,
"you've got pink booties and I've got blue ones."
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