Subject: Flying Blonde
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 09 2001 - 16:52:37 EST
"The New Stewardess"
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new
blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had
a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the
captain showed the stewardess the best place for
airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew
for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess
was missing. He knew which room she was in at
the hotel and called her up wondering what happened
to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said
she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked,
"Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors
in here," she cried, "one is the bathroom, one is the
closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not
Disturb'!"
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"Flying Blonde"
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she
wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes
were currently in use, the owner agreed to
instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo
by radio.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and
gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm
doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful,
and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how
easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor
watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was
beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as
she crashed about half a mile away. He ran
over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said: "I
don't know! Everything was going fine, but as
I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't
remember anything after I turned off the big fan."
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