Subject: Snorkeling in Hawaii
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 30 2001 - 02:29:00 EDT
"Snorkeling in Hawaii"
For our 20th anniversary my husband and I vacationed
in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an hour in
the water, everyone got back on the boat, except for
me and one handsome young man. As I continued my
underwater exploring, I noticed that everywhere I swam,
he swam. I snorkeled for another 40 minutes. So did he.
I felt very flattered and, as I took off my fins, asked him
coyly why he had stayed in the water for so long.
"I'm the lifeguard," he replied matter-of-factly. "I couldn't
get out until you did."
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"Swift Return"
This is a true story.......
My sister and her husband recently went on a
scuba diving trip with a group of friends.
They had nearly finished the days dive and were
preparing to head in for the evening.
One man was left in the water and as he was
coming to the surface, he saw a fish swim by
that had a pair of false teeth in its mouth. The
fish evidently decided it could not eat this strange
substance and dropped the teeth. The man was
able to grab then and went about getting out of
the water.
There was quite a commotion on the deck as one
woman was really upset that she had washed her
mouth out with water, and her teeth fell overboard.
Realizing that he was the hero of the day, he says,
"Is this them?"
Now what are the odds of seeing a fish with dentures
or a rescue of teeth being that swift?
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