Subject: About Bad Dates
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 26 2001 - 15:08:46 EDT
"About Bad Dates"
Girls, you know it's a bad date when..
You order a Double Whopper and he says,
"Hey, my name ain't Rockefeller, honey!"
You've never heard someone speak with
such passion about an ant farm.
He seems to know an awful lot about your
shower routine.
Your dinner reservations are under, "Loser,
party of 2."
He's especially proud of how long he can sustain
a burp.
Calls to tell you he'll pick you up, just as soon as
the stand off with the police is over.
He's been on Geraldo once and Jerry Springer,
twice.
Guys, you know you're on a bad date when:
She whispers to the waiter, "Please kill me."
All she talks about is how great it is working
for Heidi Fleiss.
You catch her giving her phone number to the
guy cleaning your windshield.
She lunges at you several times with a steak knife.
She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two."
"Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?"
She transitions the conversation by saying, "I've said
enough about me. What do you think about me?"
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