Subject: Where Long Ones Come From
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 25 2001 - 02:22:48 EDT
"Where Long Ones Come From"
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting
their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor
was surprised to discover that both of them
possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the
brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your
father's the reason for your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have
penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only
had one arm, and when it came to getting us
out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best
as she could."
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