Subject: Worst Fortune Cookie Fortunes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 22 2001 - 07:40:45 EDT
"Worst Fortune Cookie Fortunes"
"What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't
enough for you, tubby?"
"Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour,
tops."
"Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll
and nobody gets hurt."
"Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo
gai pan."
"Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly
consume chef's bodily fluids."
"Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably
make good busboy. Ask waitress for application."
"Your strength lies in your continued belief that
what you just ate was indeed duck."
"Creative Chinese chef without utensils can
still find ways to stir soup."
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"A Chinese Wedding Night"
A Chinese couple who worked together in a
restaurant, get married. The girl supposedly is
a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked
under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring,
"My darling, I know this is your first time, and you
are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything
you want, I will do anything you want. What do you
want?"
"I want number 69," she replies.
"What?" says the surprised groom, "You want beef
with broccoli?"
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