Subject: Don't Hurt My Mommy!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 19 2001 - 19:32:04 EDT
"Don't Hurt My Mommy!"
Dad came home one day in an exceptionally
horny mood and took his wife upstairs to exercise
his marital rights. Just when they were really getting
into it, their 5 year old son entered the room and
started to cry.
"What's wrong, son?" the father asked. "Why are
you crying?"
"You're hurting my mommy," the little boy replied.
"No, no," the father reassured. "I'm not hurting her.
We are making babies."
This seemed to calm the boy, and when he left the
room, the couple went back to their business.
The next day the father came home from work early
and found his son on the steps, crying.
"What's the matter NOW?" asked Dad.
"It's those babies you were making with mommy
yesterday," the boy answered. "The mailman is
upstairs eating them."
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