Subject: Common Forms of Office Illnesses
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 18 2001 - 02:29:43 EDT
"The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illnesses"
1. The Macy's One Day Sale Flu.
2. The Drivers License Renewal Appointment
24-Hour Virus.
3. The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-
Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.
4. The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know
How Long It's Going to Take, but I Want To Stay
On The Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection.
5. The My Boy/Girlfriend's Got the Week Off So
Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To Come In To
The Office Disease.
6. The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't
Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza.
7. The There's No Federal Holidays for Two
Months, and I Want a Day Off Sickness.
8. The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend
I'm a Teenager Again General Ailment.
9. The I've Screwed Up Royally, and I Won't Come
In To Face the Music Terminal Illness.
10. The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's
Bills and the Completed Medical Expense
Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity.
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