The Biggest Lies


Subject: The Biggest Lies
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jun 14 2001 - 09:25:35 EDT


"The Biggest Lies"

The check is in the mail.

I'll respect you in the morning.

I'm from your government, and I am here
to help you.

It's only a cold sore.

You get this one, I'll pay next time.

My wife doesn't understand me.

Trust me, I'll take care of everything.

Of course I love you.

I am getting a divorce.

Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

I never inhaled.

It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

I never watch television except for PBS.

...but we can still be good friends.

She means nothing to me.

Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when
the gauge is on "empty."

I gave at the office.

Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

I'll call you later.

We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.

Read my lips: no new taxes

I've never done anything like this before

Now, I'm going to tell you the truth

It's supposed to make that noise.

I *love* your new <hat/haircut/dress/suit...>!

...then take a left.You can't miss it.

Yes, I did.

Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile...



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