Subject: You're Old When ...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 09 2001 - 08:27:31 EDT
"You're Old When ..."
1. You can live without sex but not without your
glasses.
2. You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter
who walks into the room.
3. You enjoy watching the news.
4. The phone rings and you hope its not for you.
5. The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is
indigestion.
6. You're proud of your lawn mower.
7. You start singing along with the elevator music.
8. You really do want a new washing machine for
your birthday.
9. You routinely check the oil in your car.
10. You've owned clothes so long that they've
come back into style --TWICE.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a
challenge.
12. You consider coffee one of the most important
things in life.
13. 8 AM is your idea of "sleeping in."
14. You write thank you notes without being told.
15. Neighbors borrow your tools.
16. You answer a question with, "Because I said
so!"
17. Others ask for your recipes.
18. You start Christmas shopping in August.
19. You paint walls for a reason other than getting
your deposit back.
20. You don't like to drive after dark.
21. You say the words, "Turn that music down!"
too often
22. You point out what buildings used to be
where.
23. You know all the warning signs of a heart
attack.
24. You rake the yard without being told to.
25. You can't remember the last time you lay on
the floor to watch television.
26. The service station attendant lets you pump
your gas before paying.
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