Subject: What's In A Name?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 08 2001 - 13:47:07 EDT
"What's In A Name?"
Follow the instructions to find your funny name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume
new names... Starting tomorrow, all of you
will be known by the new names created
from following the formula below
Part 1 of 3. Use the third letter of your first
name to determine your
NEW first name:
a = Stinky
b = Lumpy
c = Buttercup
d = Gidget
e = Crusty
f = Greasy
g = Fluffy
h = Cheeseball
i = Chim-chim
j = Poopsie
k = Flunky
l = Booger
m = Pinky
n = Zippy
o = Goober
p = Doofus
q = Slimy
r = Loopy
s = Snotty
t = Falafel
u = Dorkey
v = Squeezit
w = Oprah
x = Skipper
y = Dinky
z = Zsa-zsa
********************
Part 2 of 3. Use the second letter of your last
name to determine the first half of your NEW
last name:
a = Diaper
b = Toilet
c = Giggle
d = Bubble
e = Girdle
f = Barf
g = Lizard
h = Waffle
i = Cootie
j = Monkey
k = Potty
l = Liver
m = Banana
n = Rhino
o = Burger
p = Hamster
q = Toad
r = Gizzard
s = Pizza
t = Gerbil
u = Chicken
v = Pickle
w = Chuckle
x = Tofu
y = Gorilla
z = Stinker
*******************
Part 3 of 3. Use the fourth letter of your last
name to determine the second half of your
NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = buscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
For example, George W. Bush's new name is
Goober Chickenshorts. Go figure.
To be fair, we should publish Al Gore's new
name, too: Lumpy Burgertush
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