Subject: Little Johnny Gets Confused?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jun 06 2001 - 09:08:38 EDT
"Little Johnny Gets Confused?"
Little Johnny comes home from school with a
note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny
seems to be having some difficulty with the
differences between boys and girls," and would
his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with
Johnny about this."
So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the
hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the
door. "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my
blouse..." So he unbuttons her blouse and takes
it off.
"Ok, now take off my skirt..." and he takes off her
skirt. "Now take off my bra..." which he does. "And
now, Johnny, please take off my panties." And when
Johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny,
PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school
any more!"
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