Subject: Tee Shirt Quotes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 05 2001 - 07:52:44 EDT
"Tee Shirt Quotes"
1. "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam" (seen
in Cape Cod)
2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an
8 year old)
3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted
to Be When I Grew Up"
4. "Procrastinate Now"
5. "Rehab Is for Quitters"
6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
7. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want
Fries With That?"
8. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt)
9. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've
Been Doing Since 15"
10. "All Men Are Idiots, And I Married Their King"
11. "West Virginia: One Million People, and 15
last names"
12. "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled
with the software"
13. "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN, AND I'VE GOT A GUN"
14. "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
15. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a
cash advance"
16. "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
17. "DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music"
18. MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience
for a moose"
19. "Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit
the Frog"
20. "FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."
21. "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS,
but it uses up a thousand times the memory."
22. "The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're
through with it."
23. "WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch
back 20 years."
24. "The trouble with life is there's no background
music."
25. "If There Is No G-d, Who Pops Up The Next
Kleenex?"
26. "Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"
27. "The original point-and-click interface was a
Smith & Wesson."
28. "My Wild Oats Have Turned To Shredded
Wheat"
29. "Computer programmers don't byte, they
nibble a bit."
30. "NyQuil-The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-
the-room-spinning medicine."
31. "My husband and I divorced over religious
differences. He thought he was G-d, and I didn't."
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