Subject: Great Signs
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 04 2001 - 03:07:51 EDT
"Great Signs"
On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'
Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
HEY, Life is still not fair for the guys
Found in a restaurant in England:
Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus
(translation of the Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'
MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling
from Johannesburg International Airport into town.
An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i
convertible with the roof and all the windows down.
The caption reads:
'Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
Two signs found on top of one another in a
country kitchen several years ago:
restrooms
<-----
Please wait for hostess to seat you.
Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.
Seen in a health food store_
"Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with
an organic carrot."
"Children left unattended will be towed at
parents expense."
I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant:
the sign read: Women are not served here...
You have to bring your own.
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