Subject: New Rules To Clean Up NYC
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 02 2001 - 09:10:57 EDT
"New Rules To Clean Up NYC"
Fake Rolex salesmen must offer fake warranty
information.
New rule for cabbies: driving naps should not
exceed 12 minutes.
Only 7 Starbucks per block are allowed.
Get the rats out of subway and putting them back
in the restaurants where they belong.
Change meaning of middle finger gesture to:
"lookin' good, neighbor."
Shine Bat Signal into night sky; when Batman
shows up, hand him a broom and a pooper
scooper.
All drive-by gunmen must carpool. (Wait, isn't
this one for LA?)
If Yankees win the World Series again, they can
clean up the ticker tape themselves.
Forming task force to get Clinton to move to New
Jersey.
Selling sex on street corners after 2 AM is now
prohibited.
Women's Rights Groups have won a court
action to rename the famous street "Broadway"
to "His and Her Way."
Grant's Tomb only had 22 visitors last year,
so the city has licensed it to a Kosher Sushi
Bar franchise.
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