Subject: An American Tourist In Moscow
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jul 27 2001 - 08:33:58 EDT
"An American Tourist In Moscow"
An American tourist in Moscow found himself
needing to take a leak something terrible. After
a long search he just couldn't find any place to
relieve himself. So he just went down one of
the side streets to take care of business.
Before he could even get unzipped, a Moscow
police office asked, "Hey you -- what are you doing?"
"I gotta pee, man."
"You can't pee here. Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden
with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured
hedges. "Here," said the cop, whiz away."
The American shrugs, turns, unzips, and starts
right on the flowers. "Ahhh. Whew. Thanks.
This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?"
"No. This is the American Embassy."
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