Subject: Guide to the Male Vocabulary
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 26 2001 - 09:29:44 EDT
"Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary"
"Haven't I seen you before?" = "Nice butt."
"I'm a Romantic." = "I'm poor."
"I need you." = "My hand is tired."
"I am different from all the other guys." =
"I am not circumcised."
"I want a commitment." = "I'm sick of playing
with myself."
"You're the only girl I've ever cared about." =
"You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
"I really want to get to know you better." =
"So I can tell my friends about it."
"It's just orange juice, try it." = "3 more shots,
and she'll have her legs around my head."
"She's kinda cute." = "I wouldn't kick her out of bed
but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
"I don't know if I like her." = "She won't sleep with me."
"I miss you so much." = "I am so horny that my
male roommate is starting to look good."
"Was it good for you?" = "I'm insecure about my
manhood."
"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
= "Is my love tool really that small?"
"I had a wonderful time last night." = "Who the
hell are you?"
"Do you love me?" = "I've done something stupid
and you might find out."
"Do you 'really' love me?" = "I've done something
stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
"How much do you love me?" = "I've done something
really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you
by now."
"I have something to tell you." = "Get tested."
"I'll give you a call." = "I'd rather have my nipples
torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
"I've been thinking a lot." = "You're not as attractive
as when I was drunk."
"I think we should just be friends." = "You're ugly."
"I've learned a lot from you." = "Next!!!!"
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