Subject: More License Plates
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jul 25 2001 - 08:29:56 EDT
"More License Plates"
WUF WUF - On a Brown Rover
KSNKUZNS - My first cousin and I married a few
years ago. We live in the South. (no smart remarks
here) so our license plate reads KSNKUZNS.
4CEFU - Force F*** you. I saw it on a car parked
in my development once.
2QT4U - 2 Cute for you
TUSKY - To ski
TIHZ O - Another one that works in the rear view
mirror. This guy fooled the Ontario authorities.
4MYEGO on a Porsche.
BSSCLRNT - On a professional bass clarinetist' car.
BANDLADY - On a high school band teacher's car.
ORFFAN - On a car of music educator, who teaches
using methods developed by Carl Orff.
SEWBIZ - the name of my parents' sewing machine
dealership, and they had it on their plates at one time.
IDUNTOLU - Seen on a school principal's car. He was
in charge of discipline.
GGR OOM on a Horse Grooming Company car.
PN DCTR on acupuncturist's car.
6UL DV8 - Sexual Deviate (This one almost got through.)
JUNK - on a 1993 GMC (jimmy). It belongs to me.
I'm a recycler of junk metals in Maryland.
MNOPAZ - on a car that was filled with ladies who all
appeared to be in their 50s.
PBFT - Silverfoot. PB is the chemical symbol for lead
SXIZFN - Self-explanatory
ML8ML8 - I'm late, I'm late {for a very important date},
On a white Volkswagen Rabbit.
N24PLAY - Seen on the street in Wichita
FR8TRAIN - Freight Train - The nickname of a
railroad enthusiast in North Carolina
PONU2 - P*** on you, too. No explanation necessary.
(I'm surprised this one got past the censors at the DMV.)
PUR XTC - pure ecstasy, on a Porsche (what else?)
HANGMHI - hang him high, Plate are on a local Superior
Court judge's Jaguar. This judge is known for being
very no-nonsense.
NOT OJS - on a white Ford Bronco, seen in Virginia.
IBCNU - a large white Elderado. It was clean and
fancy. Was driven by a HUGE black man with leather,
gold chains, in Baltimore, Md.
38DD - Years ago, I delivered pizzas regularly in a
certain apartment complex, where there was a red
sports car always parked with this tag. I'd always
assumed the owner was a stripper. (It pays to
advertise!)
E-I-E-I-O - An old farmer in Monmouth County, whose
name is really McDonald.
BOXDOC - A local gynecologist in New Jersey.
3KUM966 - use your imagination.
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