Subject: A 'Loose' Guide On Exercising
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 09 2001 - 14:33:42 EDT
"A 'Loose' Guide On Exercising"
1) It is well documented that for every mile
that you jog, you add one minute to your life.
This enables you, at 85 years old, to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing home
at $5,000 per month.
2) My grandmother started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now,
and we don't know where the heck she is.
3) I joined a health club last year, spent about
$400. Have not lost a pound. Apparently, you
have to show up.
4) I have to exercise early in the morning
before my brain figures out what I am doing.
5) I figure if G-d meant us to touch our toes,
he would have put them further up on our body.
6) I have flabby thighs, fortunately my stomach
covers them.
7) The advantage of exercising every day is
that you die healthier.
8) If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
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