Subject: Hitting the Jackpot
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 09 2001 - 06:13:16 EDT
"The Convention"
Bill, Jim & Scott were at a convention together &
were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story
skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were
shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were
broken & they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs
to get to their room.
Bill said to Jim & Scott, "Let's break the monotony of
this unpleasant task by concentrating on something
interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing
songs for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad
stories for the rest of the way."
At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes & Jim
began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing
& Scott began to tell sad stories.
"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left
the room key in the car..."
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"Hitting the Jackpot"
Boudreaux and Pierre decided to go to the casino.
Boudreaux told Pierre as they entered, "All right
Pierre, we'll meet here in an hour, OK?"
"OK, man," said Pierre.
Well, when they were done, Boudreaux was
broke, but Pierre had a bucket full of quarters.
"Man, were you got all 'em quarters?" asked
Boudreaux.
Pierre, leaning close, whispered, "Man, I don't
want to say this too loud, but you see that game
over there, every time I put in a dollar, it gives
me four quarters!"'
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