Subject: Losing Touch?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jul 04 2001 - 20:35:44 EDT
"Losing Touch?"
At the doctor's office, the Nurse was taking my
blood pressure. She caused me some concern
by rechecking it twice, then said, "Hmmmm.
That's odd -- it's normal."
I replied I had taken my high blood pressure
medicine less than an hour ago.
She said, "Thank goodness. I thought I was losing
it. Normally when I take the men's BP readings
they're always on the high side."
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"Landing"
The Ontario coed was anxious to see her parents
over the holidays. Access to their remote cabin
near Caribou Lake was limited, so she was
trying to talk a local bush pilot into flying her home.
"But there's no place to land." he protested. She
told him of a clearing she had used last year. The
pilot agreed.
Upon approaching the clearing, it looked too short,
with a rise at the end. Going in on a wing and a
prayer the lil' plane skidded along, hit the rise, then
flipped over.
Once safely out of the plane, the girl smiled and said,
"Yep. They had to land the same way last year too."
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