Subject: School Days... School Days
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 19 2001 - 07:53:50 EST
"School Days... School Days"
Little Johnny came home from school one day
and walked into the kitchen. His grandma
asked him, "Johnny , what did you learn in
school today?"
Little Johnny replied, "Well, we learned about
penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse,
and masturbation."
Grandma hauled off and slapped Johnny, hard.
He ran up to his room, crying. Little Johnny's
mother walked in and cried, "Ma! Why did you
go and hit Johnny!?"
Grandma replied, "Well, I asked him what he
learned in school today. He started talking
about sex, and penises, and masturbation!"
Little Johnny's mother said, "Ma! That's what
they learn. It's called sex education!"
Well, Grandma felt bad about hitting Johnny,
so she went upstairs to apologize. When she
opened his bedroom door she found him on
his bed masturbating. Without a blink, she
said, "Johnny, when you're finished with your
homework, come downstairs and talk to me."
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