Subject: PMS Advice
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 18 2001 - 19:54:30 EST
"PMS Advice"
Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there
are days in the month when all a man has
to do is open his mouth and he takes his life
in his hands. This is a handy guide as a
discussion tool or simply print it out and give
it to your loved one to keep in his wallet...
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, I've got lots of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
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