Subject: Stupid?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 09 2001 - 02:51:51 EST
"French Border"
Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the
French border.
The French Customs agent stops them and
tells them: "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
"Oh, no, Quattro is just the name of the
automobile. Look at the papers: this car is
designed to carry 5 persons."
"You can't pull that one on me," replies the
French customs agent. "Quattro means 4!"
"Oh, you are so stupid! Call your supervisor
over!"
"He can't come. He's busy with the 2 guys in
the Fiat Uno."
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"Stupid?"
Two rich (blonde?) men were talking over coffee and
croissants at their country club one day and one of
them said to the other one, "Hey, I tell you my driver
is really stupid... you don't think so? Let me show you."
And he called his driver over Jim and said, "Jim, here
is a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and buy me
a Mercedes."
To which Jim replied, "Yes Sir! Right away!" and
rushed off to the showroom. The rich man turned
to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to
see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his
driver, John: "John, go home now and check to see
if I'm at home."
John said, "Yes Sir!! Right away, Sir" and ran home.
"See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough
brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."
Later on, the two drivers (also blonde?) met on the
road. Jim said to John, "Eh, you know my boss is
sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and asked me
to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..
Doesn't he know that today is Sunday?? The
showroom is closed!"
John replied, "You think he is stupid, huh? My boss is
sooo much worse, he asked me to go home to check
if he is at home....He's got a cellphone, right, he can
just call home to check!!!!"
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