Subject: New Cinderella Story
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jan 03 2001 - 19:41:49 EST
"New Cinderella Story"
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked step
mother won't let her. As she sits crying in the garden,
her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide
Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball,
but only 2 conditions ... first, you must wear a diaphragm.
Cinderella agrees. "What's the 2nd condition?" "You
must be home by 2am. Any later and your diaphragm
will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home
by 2am.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella
doesn't show up. Finally, at 5am, Cinderella shows
up, looking love-struck and well satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demanded her God-mother.
"Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin
three hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Godmother. He took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me
his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter, or something...."
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