Subject: Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Feb 28 2001 - 09:35:35 EST
"Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery..."
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need
a mop
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is her spleen, then what's
that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie..
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml
of this stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again...
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.
Hell, this gal's got two of them...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating;
it's throwing my concentration off.
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now can you make her leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all
of us.
Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
What do you mean she wasn't in for a sex
change...?!
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
And now we remove the subject's brain and
place it in the body of the ape.
OK, now take a picture from this angle.
This is truly a freak of nature.
This patient has already had some kids,
am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ
donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
What do you mean, "You want a divorce!?"
She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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