Subject: Father & Son Talk
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 27 2001 - 18:54:12 EST
"Father & Son Talk"
Little Johnny's father sat down next to him on the
couch one day and said, "Okay, Johnny, once there
was this big, black rooster, and it was sitting on
a fence post. How many wings does the rooster
have?"
Johnny replied, "It has two."
Little Johnny's father then asked,
"How many eyes does the rooster have?"
Johnny replied, "It has two."
Little Johnny's father then asked,
"Well then, how many legs do you think the
rooster had?"
Johnny replied, "It has two, daddy."
So then, Little Johnny's daddy said, "Well then,
a little white cat walks up to where the big black
rooster is standing on the fence post and opens
its mouth to hiss at the rooster. How many teeth
does the cat have?"
Little Johnny scratched his head and replied,
"I don't know daddy, how many teeth does the
cat have?"
Little Johnny's daddy grabbed him by the arm and
exclaimed, "Alright boy, how come you know so
much about big black cock and so little about little
white pussy?"
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