Subject: A Marathon Lover
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 26 2001 - 02:43:13 EST
This woman was having an affair during the day
while her husband was at work. One day she was
in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her
husband's car pull in the driveway.
She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your clothes
and jump out the window; my husband is home early!"
The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I
can't jump out the window! It's raining like crazy
out there and I'm naked!"
She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he
will kill both of us!"
So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped
out the window! When he landed outside he was
in the middle of a "running marathon," so he started
to run along beside the others - only he was still in
the nude, carrying his clothes over his arm.
One of the runners asked, "Do you always run in
the nude?"
He answered, while gasping for breath, "Oh yes,
It feels so freeing having the air blow over my skin
while I'm running."
Another runner then asked the nude lover, "Do you
always run carrying your clothes on your arm?"
The naked lover answered breathlessly, "Oh yes.
That way I can get dressed at the end of the run
and get in my car and just go straight home without
a shower!"
The marathon runner then asked, "Do you always
wear a condom when you run?"
The nude man answered, "Only if it's raining."
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